58.
Tonight while getting ready for bed:
2yo: *whispers* There’s a monster right there.
Me: Where?
2yo: Right there. *points to nothing*
Me: Oh…
2yo: We have to get out, now.
— carla bruce (@carlawaslike) January 29, 2018
59.
I was 4, & my mom was pregnant. After an appt, I called my aunt to tell her we were going to be a family of 5. My aunt said, “yes, counting you, your mom & dad, the baby, and your dog.” I told her she was wrong; Mom was having twins. Weeks later, we found out she was having twins
— AG (@ainsleighgrace) January 28, 2018
60.
my mom sleeps in the basement with my niece and nephews whenever they stay at our house and she said one morning my 4 year old nephew woke up and asked her “Nana did you hear the walls talking to me last night?”
— 𝔐𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔩𝔶𝔫 (@pretyhatemchine) January 28, 2018