28.
My 20-month old son, in a strong British accent, said "Mother, I'm VERY cross with you." We are not British and have no friends with that accent.
— Nicole Radziwill (@nicoleradziwill) January 28, 2018
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so i ask what flavor?
he goes "skin"
i'm like "what?"
thinking he said something that sounded like that.
like a real flavor but i just misheard.
he doubles down: "skin"
see those kids out there?
and tells me how he's going to make ICE CREAM OUT OF THEIR SKIN— papa ibeji (@pauly_math) January 28, 2018
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when I was around 8 I woke up one night to a man in my closet. He didn’t say anything to me, he just looked at me forlornly & watched me sleep. A few weeks later my mom told me about her brother who died before I was born, she showed me a picture..
it was the man from my closet
— IT Bae (@ICVRUS) January 28, 2018