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I was the creepy kid, but can't remember a specific story, so I'll tell a sad one. When my son was 2, he was mad at me and I kissed him on the cheek and he glared at me, wiped it off and said, "I throw your kisses in the garbage!" …And did just that. I cried.
— Brooklyn Ann (@Brooklyn__Ann) January 29, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Artists_Ali/status/957439754441773056
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Subbing a kindergarten class, a little girls walks up, stares at my chest.
"You have big boobies. My grandma had big boobies. She's dead now and her boobies are rotting off. Is it almost recess?"
— Erin Griggs (@Wordslingeuse) January 28, 2018