20 Tips About Eating Ass From People Who Just Simply Love It

4. Always mix up the sensations, people.

Blow air and breathe to mix up the sensation. You can breathe warm air or blow cooler air on wet skin. Always ends in shivers.

5. I would have very much liked to have met your Grandma.

Like my grandma always said, “if you won’t eat it you shouldn’t stick your dick in it”.

6. The oldest trick in the book works everywhere.

I like to write out words with my tongue on his butt hole, like “I’m gonna bang you so good you’ll be moaning my name all week”, stuff like that! I’ve never met a guy who has figured it out, though.