16. She’s on to him.
Txt from wife: where r u
Me:kitchen
Wife:can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W:bring in laundry
M:bathroom
W:clean toilet
M: Idaho
W:get potatos— Grant Tanaka: Honky (@GrantTanaka) March 16, 2015
17. Oops.
[runs to the door to greet wife]
I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident involving all the things you asked me to do today.— David Hughes (@david8hughes) February 28, 2016
18. Dry, dry again.
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