4. The last Jed-i-do.
therapist: so why do you want to end your marriage?
wife: I hate the constant star wars puns
husband: divorce is strong with this one
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) May 18, 2015
5. Put a pin in it.
When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes.
— The Dad (@thedadonline) March 24, 2013
6. Silence!
My wife gives me the speaking treatment.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) September 4, 2014