10. Bowls are for wimps.
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
— Underchilde (@underchilde) October 1, 2017
11. Hot stuff.
MARRIED SEXT
Her: Is it in?
Him: Not yet
Her: Put it In now!
Him: Ok it's in
Her: And set the timer! Im not eating burnt lasagna again!
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) May 23, 2016
12. What was that?
My wife probably tells me that I never listen to her.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 24, 2016