28.
Stranger: "Wow. I wish my socks would stay that white. What kind of detergent do you use?"
Me: "…Those are my legs…"#palepeopleproblems
— ~Ashley~ (@ThatBeachBrat) November 13, 2017
29.
https://twitter.com/cordcro/status/949268590955548672
30.
https://twitter.com/brumousnight/status/777903285181243392