19.
It’s not even 12 hours into the new year and I already broke my resolution to not cry when my wife tells me to unload the dishwasher.
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) January 1, 2018
20.
I’m gonna set a easy resolution like not caring which way the toilet paper is facing
Walks in Bathroom* well that lasted 20 seconds
— The Bacon-Nate-or (@bacon_gillepic) January 3, 2018
21.
I'm half a day into the New Year and my kids have already destroyed my being a more patient mother resolution.
— Winosaurus Mom 🍷 (@winosaurusmom) January 1, 2018