It sucks being the lonely one out at the bar surrounded by couples kissing at midnight, while you are left alone to chug a bottle of champagne. There really is nothing beneficial about being single on New Year’s Eve. You feel more alone than ever because most couples around you feel the need to be extra over-the-top and touchy on this holiday. Nothing says “new year” like getting sloppy with your partner in public…not. Thankfully, there are so many singles out there making light of the terrible situation. Twitter has been mentally preparing us for what it is going to be like being alone on New Year’s Eve, yet again. It actually just might not be as bad as it seems.
New Year, same tears:
If you play hard feelings/loveless by Lorde on New Years Eve at 11:56:45, “Three years, loved you every single day, made me weak It was real for me, yup, real for me” will play at midnight.
If you want to start your new year off ~sobbing~
— Kaite Hubler (@kaitelouwhoo) December 27, 2017
I suggest you don’t surround yourself with couples but rather a few bottles of champagne.
I haven’t been single on New Years Eve in years and I’m really not sure what to do….. suggestions/ideas?
— Payton Winkle ✨ (@sassypantspay) December 27, 2017
When you are so desperate you have to take to Twitter to find someone to ring in the New Year with:
In need of four hot single guys who are available on New Years Eve and want to party with four cute single girls
— Courtney Pedersen (@courtpede) December 27, 2017
Sleep through midnight, it’s not like anything is going to change your life:
If you go to sleep at 9:00:00 on New Years Eve and sleep for the recommended 8 hours, you’ll wake up on New Year’s Day refreshed and ready to not change a single thing in your life
— Joe Clark (@JoeClarkGolf) December 26, 2017
The single party doesn’t start until you walk in at midnight…alone:
if you start playing Ke$ha's hit single Tik Tok at 11:57:20 on New Years eve, the party will start when you walk in , start your 2018 right.
— ellerie rae (@_ellerieeee_) December 22, 2017