Trump Boasts His ‘Nuclear Button’ Is ‘Bigger And More Powerful’ Than Kim Jong Un’s

https://twitter.com/PepVerbsNouns/status/948361870104199170

This isn’t the first time Trump has talked about having a button in his office. Back in April, he told the Financial Times he has a red button that sits on his desk which he presses to summon Diet Cokes— his beverage of choice, which he drinks a dozen of daily.

On the plus side, a big red cartoon-style “Nuclear Button” does not actually exist— It’s an expression. It’s actually a 45-pound aluminum briefcase called “the nuclear football” which goes everywhere with the president and contains an instructional guide on launching 900 nuclear weapons. On the downside, the president doesn’t need approval from anyone—  including Congress or the military— to authorize a strike.

Fingers crossed we at least get to see the next season of GoT before we are bombed into oblivion.