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[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents]
"Hi, I usually don't make it this far"
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) January 22, 2016
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there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months pic.twitter.com/9B00sW1FfJ
— scoobert doobert (@jackienads) September 10, 2017
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https://twitter.com/cib110/status/908526503565991936
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7:43 pm: I am in an argument with my girlfriend and my anger is justified
7:51 pm: I have just apologized for the Salem Witch Trials
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) May 15, 2017