Here’s What The Kardashian Christmas Card Revealed On The 25th Day And Fans Are Pissed

On Christmas Day, Day 25, I expected to see Kim Kardashian post a photo with Kylie Jenner sporting a rather large bump. Or, at least have Kylie in it so I can play Sherlock and dissect the photo to find the little belly. Something. Anything. But, Kim played me and she played all of us by posting a photo that had absolutely no Kylie in it at all. Which, speaks more than you’d think. Kylie is usually involved in everything family and social media. She’s one of the most followed “celebs” on social media seeing as she used to post every 5 minutes. Now, she’s disappeared basically the same way her big brother Rob did, gone without a trace. So, either she’s packed on some pounds like Robert, or she’s packed on a baby and is hiding from us all.

DAY 25 MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Let’s just say, fans were not happy to realize they waited all of this time to be let down by the family. How could you play us like that? Don’t you have a heart? Twitter is calling this the biggest disappointment of 2017.

https://twitter.com/kTc0rvin0/status/94557875270369280

While everyone cries into their pillows, angry that the Kardashians trolled us all, they kind of did something for us, too. Be realistic, do you think Kylie Jenner is the type of person who wants to be in this photoshoot looking pretty big? Definitely not. Even KoKo is stick-skinny here, no baby bump in sight. I believe, truly, that Kylie’s hiding out in her multi-million dollar mansion with some friends, laughing at all of us right now. She’s probably pregnant but doesn’t want anyone to see her sporting that bump. Think of how “obsessed” Kylie is with her body, seeing as she used to post body shot after body shot on social media. She doesn’t want to “tarnish” that belief that she’s got the best body of the family. She’s in hiding until she snaps back post-baby. I’m calling it.