On Christmas Day, Day 25, I expected to see Kim Kardashian post a photo with Kylie Jenner sporting a rather large bump. Or, at least have Kylie in it so I can play Sherlock and dissect the photo to find the little belly. Something. Anything. But, Kim played me and she played all of us by posting a photo that had absolutely no Kylie in it at all. Which, speaks more than you’d think. Kylie is usually involved in everything family and social media. She’s one of the most followed “celebs” on social media seeing as she used to post every 5 minutes. Now, she’s disappeared basically the same way her big brother Rob did, gone without a trace. So, either she’s packed on some pounds like Robert, or she’s packed on a baby and is hiding from us all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdJVe3ulj5F/?taken-by=kimkardashian
Let’s just say, fans were not happy to realize they waited all of this time to be let down by the family. How could you play us like that? Don’t you have a heart? Twitter is calling this the biggest disappointment of 2017.
kimberly where is pregnant kylie? don’t play. pic.twitter.com/TJ9WOFf1RH
— َ (@saintvirgo) December 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/ZalfieAriana/status/945457025718288384
https://twitter.com/KanyeToThe/status/945456974992470017
https://twitter.com/nicolethepeach/status/945456398741078016
https://twitter.com/paizleeobrien/status/945456843077255168
https://twitter.com/madjan81/status/945456516559237120
https://twitter.com/kTc0rvin0/status/94557875270369280
Lmao I burned so many calories jumping to conclusions of how Kylie was gonna be in the card. pic.twitter.com/nx864joEJX
— kelsey (@kelsssmiller) December 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/sarayasin/status/945459052582260736
https://twitter.com/Goveahh/status/945467126915239947
https://twitter.com/NicoleeOllie/status/945485529100959746
so y’all kicked kylie out the family?
— ωєɗηєѕɗαу αɗαຕѕ • (@Rudeauxs) December 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/Evakardashx/status/945456389664722945
Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by The #Kardashian’s 25 days of Christmas 🙋🏻♀️
— chasingcarpediem (@castillojoss) December 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/heymattpeterson/status/945459507580121088
https://twitter.com/thejakekardash/status/945456923628965889
While everyone cries into their pillows, angry that the Kardashians trolled us all, they kind of did something for us, too. Be realistic, do you think Kylie Jenner is the type of person who wants to be in this photoshoot looking pretty big? Definitely not. Even KoKo is stick-skinny here, no baby bump in sight. I believe, truly, that Kylie’s hiding out in her multi-million dollar mansion with some friends, laughing at all of us right now. She’s probably pregnant but doesn’t want anyone to see her sporting that bump. Think of how “obsessed” Kylie is with her body, seeing as she used to post body shot after body shot on social media. She doesn’t want to “tarnish” that belief that she’s got the best body of the family. She’s in hiding until she snaps back post-baby. I’m calling it.