fancymamalancy:
When my friends are about to have their first child and try to tell me (I have 2 kids), or anyone else who has a child, how their child will never watch TV, eat only veggies, and be perfect in public at all times.
Yeah. Good luck with that! 🙂
gameofsnowcones:
When my friend tells me he’s going to email the professor to try and get his paper grade raised from a b to an a. That’s not happening
-eDgAR-:
When people say they are going to sue some really big company like McDonald’s or Walmart for some really dumb or petty reason, like bad customer service.