kittenlover27:
When someone gets engaged after dating for a few months.
In the time I’ve been single I’ve seen couples who are friends of friends etc meet, get married, and start the divorce process.
OptimusSpud:
People who say mid chocolate bar/packet of crisps/can of coke – “Diet starts tomorrow”.
Pennyem:
When the rest of us go toddling along at 60 in a 55 zone, knowing there’s a usual speed trap ahead and trusting the herd, when that one Ford Leviathan zooms ahead at 77. Good luck with that, siren bait.