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https://twitter.com/senderblock23/status/543152268887863296
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https://twitter.com/alienated/status/930976502744838144
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night. The moon was full and they were standing naked in front of a roaring fire. They were covered in blood that was not their own.
— log off (@tristanreveur) December 7, 2017
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Huge time of year for you, friend pic.twitter.com/WdVQTV5Wmo
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) December 5, 2017
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A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.
— Red Durkin (@RedIsDead) December 12, 2017