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for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 1, 2015
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Remember to tell your Kids that today is the last day to write their Christmas list unless they're subscribed to Santa Prime.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) December 20, 2017
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Cashier: do you want cash back?
Me: I mean who wouldn't. There's ring of fire, I walk the line. Let's not forget his christmas album— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) March 29, 2015
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MY MOM HANDED ME A GIFT SO I OPENED IT AND SCREAMED REALLY LOUD BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE GOT ME A DILDO BUT ITS REALLY JUST A YETI CUP HOLDER pic.twitter.com/bLJnTxDf1B
— shelby (@robertsshelby57) December 25, 2016
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite Christmas story about how Santa's reindeer are bigots until they need someones help.
— elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) December 17, 2016