11.
WARNING TO THOSE ATTEMPTING TO KILL SANTA IN ORDER TO BECOME HIM: use your fists/a rear naked choke. if u shoot him, the GUN becomes santa
— DVS (@DVSblast) December 7, 2017
12.
Here comes Dracula
Here comes Dracula
Right down…SANTA CLAUS LANE??!!— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) December 7, 2017
13.
https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/943573942043897856
14.
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I wear a size 7 grams in weed
— Anesa (@anesalopez) December 11, 2017
15.
"I don't want a lot for Christmas."
Later…
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014