my body: WATER please I need it
me: you – you want iced coffee??
— laine (@lainekdavis) September 18, 2017
If a public figure dies and you don't make it about you, than did a public figure even die?!
— Gabi Conti (@ItsGabiConti) September 29, 2017
I guess it's officially ice cold, rock hard nipple season.
— Slutty Girl Problems (@sluttygrlprobs) December 11, 2017
When your message gets ignored in the groupchat. pic.twitter.com/BZAwxxbIW5
— White Girl Problems (@whitegirIprblms) December 9, 2017
My ex just kicked me off his Netflix and I'm more triggered than when he cheated tbh
— lea? (@joudrey_lea) November 3, 2017
If you call your significant other your "partner in crime" I will have u arrested
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 20, 2017
One day, you're 17 and drinking bottled Starbucks Mocha Frappuccinos because they taste like dessert. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, you're drinking black coffee. And then you're addicted and can't get through the day without it. And this is your life.
— Marissa Kelly (@marissriss) November 8, 2017
my ex: You’ll never find another man like me
first of all, thank the fucking lord
— Sweet Sinner (@libruhlove) October 31, 2017