The 30 seconds of cold skin and hair post-shower…not worth it to me anymore. I no longer wish to shower again.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 16, 2015
"LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." commands the small cushion. You whisper "I'm trying" but that only makes it angrier
— Deirdre (@figgled) August 22, 2017
Me when I'm trying to get my life together but Satan has other plans for me. pic.twitter.com/Mxrkfw7m4U
— White Girl Problems (@whitegirIprblms) December 12, 2017
yeah sex is good but have you tried muting the word bitcoin on twitter
— mi burrito sabanero (dj laz remix) (@soalexgoes) December 9, 2017
Panera: Would you like your soup in a bowl or bread bowl?
Panera:For your side?
Panera:And to drink?
— Natalie Jensen (@_natalie_jensen) October 26, 2017