“To all the flattering private messages about how I’m going to be paying for the college team to do horrible things to her (some of you are quite gross and obviously virgins) I’m gonna break your brains here. She’s a lesbian. So you’ll have to rewrite your head cannon and resend that junk too me. And thanks to the kind stranger who gave gold.”
YOOOOOOO! YOU KNOW HE HAD TO DO IT TO ‘EM!
It’s a good thing his daughter is studying to be a nurse, because these trolls are going to need some medical assistance FOR THOSE BURNS.
He’s not a regular dad, he’s a cool dad. But really, all the kinds in the world should be so lucky to have a dad this caring. And good luck to his future nurse daughter!