21.
If getting my winter body ready means it looks like a snowman, mine's ready.
— TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) November 29, 2017
22.
My son calls dessert his "bonus round" and I think we should all follow his lead.
— Valerie ❤️s Presents (@ValeeGrrl) November 30, 2017
23.
Don't fight your demons: invite them in, nurture them, fuel their unholy power, get them to destroy your enemies, take them bowling.
— Lynn-Manuel Mirandom (@illiter8too) February 23, 2017
24.
No thanks, malls. I shop from home without pants like a normal person.
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) November 25, 2017
25.
Me: Men are trash and deserve nothing
Also me: I would put Armie Hammer’s entire foot in my mouth— Jenavieve Hatch (@jenavievehatch) December 1, 2017
26.
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) December 3, 2017
27.
Does being a man mean never having to say “Please stop sending me videos of your cumming dick?”
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) November 30, 2017