16.
wen u realize u feed ur cat more than u feed urself pic.twitter.com/uv1L7ssjF6
— Kaitlyn Cawley (@kcawlz) November 30, 2017
17.
What is it about being in the suburbs that makes me only want to watch HGTV?
— Alexia LaFata (@alexialafata) November 26, 2017
18.
*opens can of spaghetti sauce and pours it on noodles* i am a chef
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 28, 2017
19.
My sister is 90% done with her Christmas shopping and I am 90% done with this bottle of vodka.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) November 28, 2017
20.
A woman remembers every fucking thing you say to her. Choose your words carefully.
— SummerCandyEyes (@SummerCandyEyes) December 2, 2017