Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
How my mom and I watch Hallmark movies:
"Look at his/her stupid face"
"This plot is so dumb"
"This snow is so fake"
End of the movie: both sobbing
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) November 27, 2017
I can't wait to own a dog and name him something dumb like Lasagna lmao. GO EAT LASAGNA. GO TO BED DILDO. UR BEING A BAD BOY BURRITO.
— Katie Corvino (@kTc0rvin0) November 29, 2017
it's "put a hoodie on so i don't have to put a bra on" season.
— king crissle (@crissles) December 1, 2017
me, about to hit 'play' on *all* my christmas albums from now until December 25 pic.twitter.com/9Wba3F3G9J
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) December 1, 2017
filing as YOLO on my taxes from now on
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 2, 2017