21. It’s finals season…eternal rest sounds pretty good, honestly.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.— jade (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015
22. Don’t worry you can sell that stand back for $18.63.
Check out my $1,000 tv stand pic.twitter.com/pmLMVThNjK
— Lieutenant Dan (@DanielBattles) August 18, 2015
23. Luckily a handle of cheap vodka is $15
College be like
Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) July 7, 2014
24. Our deepest darkest fantasy… too bad it’ll stay a fantasy.
I want to reenact the scenes from fifty shades of grey. You know the one where she gets a job straight out of college?
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 14, 2015
25. But you have an awesome piece of paper now!
I'm really glad I went to college and got a degree that allows me to understand that I'll never have enough money.
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) September 26, 2015