16. So, what are we supposed to wear to class every day?
17. I think we deserve some answers, Brian!
18. Honestly, this e-mail was probably better now Professor Allen knows.
19. That better way is called “student loans”.
[commercial for college]
*person shoveling money into furnace*
Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?
— oxygenplug (@oxygenplug) January 26, 2015
20. Pop-tarts?! This chick was ballin’ in college.
it's the remix to ignition/ college student edition/ i eat poptarts for dinner/ i can't afford my tuition
— cute with the 'e' (the e is for emily of course) (@gayh0rney) May 3, 2012