21. It’s finals season…eternal rest sounds pretty good, honestly.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) February 24, 2015
22. Don’t worry you can sell that stand back for $18.63.
https://twitter.com/DanielBattles/status/633510169025114112
23. Luckily a handle of cheap vodka is $15
https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens/status/485978271591706624
24. Our deepest darkest fantasy… too bad it’ll stay a fantasy.
I want to reenact the scenes from fifty shades of grey. You know the one where she gets a job straight out of college?
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 14, 2015
25. But you have an awesome piece of paper now!
I'm really glad I went to college and got a degree that allows me to understand that I'll never have enough money.
— Amanda hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) September 26, 2015