6. This man deserves a scholarship for mapping out his teacher on his calculator.
7. Necessity breeds innovation.
8. This is how you make friends at a new school, give it a try.
https://twitter.com/Tslight_24/status/919713478398451712
9. You NEED to swing this into a 4.0 GPA somehow!
10. Hey, at least you tried your best.
11. College can be overwhelming, might as well have a drink.
12. Try student loans for a change. Much scarier.
happy halloween to everyone except my exes!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/v4xjhUO96l
— hales conn (@halesconn) October 28, 2017
13. Find you a man who will “take care of you”.
https://twitter.com/marissanpadilla/status/925913455126659074
14. “When life gives you lemons just say f*ck the lemons and bail”.
15. I know this is super shocking but he is more than likely a virgin.
