This Girl Curved A Dude’s Creepy DM By Inviting Him To A Really Scary Threesome

Twitter user @I’mNotJohnTucker brought up a good point…

https://twitter.com/ImNotJohnTucker/status/934996745389424640

Which she proceeded to brilliantly demonstrate:

https://twitter.com/ImNotJohnTucker/status/934999802827366401

A series of Shrek jokes ensued:

https://twitter.com/violetalikhani/status/935273787205046273

https://twitter.com/LucyRoss94/status/935328345205682176

To be honest, dude missed out on a fabulous Shrexting opportunity. Some examples, for next time: “This is the part where you run away,” “In the morning, I’m making waffles”, or “Can I stay with you?”