6.
luv playing my favorite game: is it the anxiety or the caffeine or the depression or the most recent news or just The Way Things Are Now
— danakil depression (@ethiopienne) November 20, 2017
7.
Everyone my age has children and I somehow killed a cactus that you don't even have to water
— carly aquilino (@carlyaquilino) November 21, 2017
8.
And so… the turkey emoji waits another full year until anyone needs him again.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) November 25, 2017
9.
November 24th: the first day of a whole month of pretending “All I Want For Christmas” doesn’t almost cause seizures and ear bleeds.
— Allison P Davis (@AllisonPDavis) November 24, 2017
10.
the reason why i never know what's going on in movies is because i am simultaneously busy chewing my food too loudly and i refuse to stop stuffing my face so
— Sleighlor Trudon?? (@taylortrudon) November 26, 2017