"Jane Fonda is on it." "Oh, I don't like her." … "Have you seen this video of a baby hippo?"
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They're currently laughing at cute animal videos. This is so pure except I know gum lady is gonna cry at any moment.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
But, we get let down (kind of).
Update: They're heading to Chicago. Uh, ladies. That's not cross country. That's a 45 min flight. Whatever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot lady wants to go to the terminal. Gum lady wants to finish her wine. I want them to stay with me forever.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "Why are they playing soccer on TV? Did they forget we only care about racist baseball & bad football?" OFFICIAL. SPIRIT. ANIMAL.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is breathing really heavy. "I'm so glad you still have a sense of humor. I'm struggling to hang on to mine."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "Our husbands are fucking, or we're both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise." ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
They're cashing out. Gum lady is laughing. Shot lady is holding her hand. I'M GOING TO CRY.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017