But, then, it got exciting.
They've ordered shots. Based on their faces, one woman is a seasoned pro. The other has never had a shot in her entire life.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Oh my god this is my new favorite sitcom pilot.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
I've never seen a 50+ year old white lady snap gum with this much vigor. Shot lady: "My daughter's boyfriend thought my husband was gay."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"I thought he was an asshole. I guess he's just clairvoyant."
She ordered another round.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
It turns out, the husbands are SLEEPING WITH EACH OTHER.
One of the women has a grandson. They're sharing pics of their kids' Halloween costumes. Shot lady: "Our husbands should be Bert and Ernie."
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She's patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Plot twist.
Shot Lady: "There's a Netflix show about this." SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017