Cards Against Humanity Bought US-Mexico Border Land So Trump Can’t Build His Wall

Mexico and everyone who remembers what happened to the last giant wall humanity built have an unlikely ally in the fight against Donald Trump‘s border wall— Cards Against Humanity, the politically incorrect “party game for horrible people.”

The creators of the party game announced their plan to “save America” in a new holiday promotion, part of which includes buying a piece of the U.S.-Mexico border in order “to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

The creators no only had bought a plot of land on the border— they’ve also retained the services of a law firm to ensure Trump can’t find a way to step on them and build the wall anyway.

“It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice: Cards Against Humanity is going to save America,” reads a mission statement on the promotional website launched last Tuesday. “Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans.”

“He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing.”

There’s another part to the CAH campaign: Pay $15 and receive “six America-saving surprises right to your doorstep,” just in time for the holidays. The idea is, each backer is paying for a tiny piece of the border land, meaning the government would have a really hard time taking them all to court for it.

“On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises,” reads the site.

“There’s no time for questions—now is the time to act. You give us $15, and we’ll send six America-saving surprises right to your doorstep. It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.”

If you’re looking to get involved, you’ll be disappointed. The promotion sold out early Wednesday morning. 🙁 You’ll still want to check out the promotional video, though. It’s really good:

“After decades of global supremacy the people had become lazy. And stupid.” 

 The FAQ section is really really good, too.

So…can y’all extend the promotion, or???