Oh God No…
https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/806551803634454528
https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/806552065358995456
https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/806552259777568768
Oh my God I’m gagging.
https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/806552583946911744
https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/806552820224704512
https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/806552987308916736
UGHHHHHHHHHH.
https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/806553528869134336
I think I’m going to go vomit for a moment. I’ll BRB.
Seriously, that’s disgusting. But, how brilliant of a story-teller is Sarah? I was left at suspense until I read the entire thread and now – I’m grossed out but also going to tell my boyfriend he has to listen to everything I say from now on or he may end up with someone else’s foot shavings all in his mouth. Gross. Twitter, of course, had a lot to say, too – like how this was the BEST story they’ve ever heard.
https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/806562421288615937
I fucking love you, girl ❤️
— MuMu (justified; ancient🍦) (@ivegotamuon) December 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/semiotic_pirate/status/917403936490913792
https://twitter.com/Megapope/status/814210136390574081
you are the best. I needed that laugh. I have a very similar culprit waiting for me downstairs. #karmicjustice
— whokickedthegateopen (@whokickedit) December 9, 2016
Best. Tweet(s). Ever.
— Remy&TheStarOfAstoroth (@RemyMakeStuff) December 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/BayyBeeBella/status/807036116582813696
sweet Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Vice President of A&R at Minimum Security Records (@WarriorKing85) December 8, 2016
— Julie Canavan-Price (@canavanprice) December 8, 2016
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! 😂😂😂
— Keith Judge (@KeefJudge) December 8, 2016
Brava, Sarah.