Besides GOP Senate nominee Roy Moore having dated a 14-year-old when he was in his 30s, Taylor Swift’s long awaited sixth album Reputation has been the talk of the Internet town today.
It is an album about love, revenge, and betrayal, and opinions are polarized. Many tweets and publications sought to break down, track by track, who exactly Swift refers to in her lyrics. Calvin Harris, Kim and Kanye, Tom Hiddleston, Ed Sheeran, Katy Perry, and current boyfriend Joe Alwyn are some of the supposed targets of her songs. Others called Taylor our for being kind of out of touch; In a 2017 world where many women are waging a war on sexual assault and the Trump administration, Swift releases an album that is wholly self-serving, bordering on egomaniacal.
But I digress. Here are the best reactions we found about Reputation.
Taylor Swift’s final humiliation for Calvin Harris: not writing any songs about him on her album
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 10, 2017
CALVIN AFTER HE HEARD GETAWAY CAR pic.twitter.com/IqNdRB78Rr
— Getawaycar.mp3 (@bakingswifts) November 10, 2017
— k(falalala) ☃️❄️ (@blessedswift) November 10, 2017
Joe stayed and help clean up after the party and fucking Jake couldn’t even be at her party honestly fuck you Jake
— Tanya (@theswiftspot) November 10, 2017
Getaway Car is about leaving your man for another man but finding out both of them ain’t shit… my mind is fucking blown.
— dan (@Toxlcityy) November 10, 2017
OH MY GOD YALL I JUST REALIZED KANYE SAID “I FEEL LIKE TAYLOR STILL OWES ME SEX”
TAYLOR HIT BACK WITH “IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHING”
SHE ???? DID ?? THAT ??????
— Sienna? (@sienknox) November 10, 2017
this is why we can’t have nice things makes me want to start a fistfight in a floor length gown after my best friend tells me that my boyfriend cheated on me with a girl at our mansion party and i start smashing wine glasses and screaming
— getaway_car.mp3 (@paigehettinger) November 10, 2017
My shuffle just went from Tim McGraw to LWYMMD pic.twitter.com/hvMx1LqlUh
— mac (@kenziecoffman) November 9, 2017
SHE PROTECC SHE ATTACC SHE GOT HER REPUTATION BACK
— “Emilyyy!!!” (@NashVegasSwift) November 10, 2017
Taylor was really just focusing on herself and her mental health. She was really practicing self care. She wrote music, hung out in the woods, fell in love, hung out with friends, painted, drank a lot of wine. I️ love her I’m so proud pic.twitter.com/Res4xWJoSb
— denise ☹️ no. 1 idle worshp stan (@threwsafeast) November 10, 2017
Taylor Swift: She wants to be loved
Fearless: She’s falling in love
Speak Now: She’s in love
Red: She’s losing love
1989: She loves herself
reputation: She’s happy in love and doesn’t give a flying fuck about your opinion
— Rachel (@13swift1989) November 8, 2017
Nov. 10th *swifties buy reputation*
Nov 11th: The News: pic.twitter.com/qNCryNSrE3
— Mercedes (@BlackSwiftie13) November 9, 2017
okay but the alcohol references are so all over the place is she a whiskey girl is she a beer girl is she a wine girl i’m lost
— will (@wedontevenkiss) November 10, 2017
when the album starts all over again and goes from New Years Day to Ready For It pic.twitter.com/0B3015HRhd
— kassy!!! (@wondrlandswift) November 10, 2017
— Oscar Gracey (@oscargracey) November 10, 2017