26.
Remember when Kevin Spacey was all like "And I have now decided to live my life as a gay man! Byeeee!" & we collectively said "lol naw dude"
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) November 3, 2017
27.
I have to go to the dentist soon somebody fire me into the sun
— Leesha Hannigan (@LeeshaHannigan) November 2, 2017
28.
A BEDTIME HAIKU
my exercise goal:
run as much as my mind does
when I try to sleep— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 4, 2017
29.
What’s so hard to understand, libs? A woman should never have sex for pleasure, unless that’s what a man wants and he has a condom.
— Ayn Cauntler (@AynCauntler) November 3, 2017
30.
"umm, am I ugly?" – me every time i don't get what i want
— ali segel (@OnlineAlison) November 3, 2017
31.
my trying to tweet ambiguously enough to retain my privacy, yet communicate my feelings and needs to others pic.twitter.com/QByg3JTuAY
— darcie (@333333333433333) November 3, 2017
32.
https://twitter.com/BisHilarious/status/926345508158816257