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We’ve only had 5 kids stop by so far so we are starting to feel bad about ourselves. HELLO WE HAVE THE KING SIZE CANDY YOU TWERPS
— Sarah Colonna (@sarahcolonna) November 1, 2017
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https://twitter.com/shodell/status/926814295500906498
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the only material benefit to being popular on twitter is increasing the odds of a sympathetic jury member when I eventually snap
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 4, 2017
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https://twitter.com/tweetrajouhari/status/926651981522980864
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I refuse to read David Brooks’ column on sex but I assume he thinks intercourse is when two people can properly pronounce Italian deli meats
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 3, 2017