Being sick f*cking sucks. I can tell you this because, as I write this, I am personally sick. Whether you have the flu, a stomach virus, a toothache – anything – pain is not fun. You can’t get out of bed or think about doing anything because even the thought of moving makes you want to f*cking hurl. And, you can’t even get a sick day like you did when you were a kid because you have to pay your damn bills.
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"i think i caught what's been going around."
"what are your symptoms?"– palms are sweaty
– knees weak
– arms are heavy— Ellie Sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) January 15, 2016
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On another note I've been sick for a week and am scratching at the fucking walls, I hate being locked up at home, the world is waiting
— Ashton Irwin (@Ashton5SOS) February 9, 2017
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Pro-tip: don’t ever decide to get drunk while you’re also sick, your life will be awful the next day
— Josh Morgan (@raking_in_the_v) November 1, 2017
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I hate being sick when you're an adult and there's no school to miss
— Samantha Ravndahl (@SsssamanthaaMUA) November 22, 2016
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Actually hate being ill it's changed things so much, friends, work, going to places everything really. I want to feel normal #ibd #addisons pic.twitter.com/kbLGgbEKzL
— molclair (@molclair) November 3, 2017
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Worst bit about being ill at this age is that u need money and still go to work and college
— J.W (@Tbh_Joe) November 3, 2017
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me, 4 days ago: "i don't get sick"
me, today: is sickand that's just how the cookie crumbles folks
— julia!! (@JuliaaOlsonn) November 1, 2017
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When the cold medicine kicks in. pic.twitter.com/giI4dWrbfY
— Boo Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) December 22, 2015
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How dare my husband, to whom I'm completely unsympathetic when he's sick, be so completely unsympathetic about me being sick.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 25, 2017
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People tell me to maintain a public image after 3 straight days of fever and flu so here's a selfie from my bed pic.twitter.com/2xHq93yVKe
— Benjamin Kheng (@benjaminkheng) January 28, 2016
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The one joy in having a cold is complaining about it.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 26, 2016
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what's the best type of vodka to drink when you have the flu?
— Alyssa Wolff (@alyssawolff) December 28, 2013
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*feels sick*
*lays in bed and watches puppy videos*
*suddenly feels better*
— Sean O'Donnell (@TheSeanODonnell) May 3, 2017
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a poem by me about my week:
guys, I'm not dead
I'm just sick in bed
doing a burrito impression
someone shoot me in the head
*bows*
— danny (@epDannyEdge) June 21, 2017
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My husband is home sick from work today and it's like having one thousand babies.
— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) December 15, 2014
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Well my husband has a cold so apparently the next 5-7 days of my life are going to be like an episode of Grey's Anatomy…?
— AndyLincoln's Finger (@Lincolns_Finger) April 8, 2016