26.
It's been a hard week. In search of ice cream.
— Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah) October 6, 2017
27.
If your bra consistently matches your underwear first of all are you some kind of witch?
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) October 21, 2017
28.
Them: You need to listen to your body more.
Body: You're old. And you want pizza.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 23, 2017
29.
I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 24, 2017
30.
Today I went into my purse to pay my therapist and a bag of shredded cheese fell out
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 25, 2017