26.
It's been a hard week. In search of ice cream.
— Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah) October 6, 2017
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https://twitter.com/msemilymccombs/status/921860566188199936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Fthe-20-funniest-tweets-from-women-this-week_us_59ede4f1e4b00f08619ff9b5
28.
Them: You need to listen to your body more.
Body: You're old. And you want pizza.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 23, 2017
29.
I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 24, 2017
30.
Today I went into my purse to pay my therapist and a bag of shredded cheese fell out
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 25, 2017