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Dating Tip: Treat your date to something non-traditional. Go to the park and yell at some birds, maybe dig a cool hole
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) January 7, 2016
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Impress your date by calling the waiter a “fucking coward” when he warns you that your plate is extremely hot.
— vineyille (@vineyille) December 13, 2015
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Someday you'll meet someone amazing who just gets you. And they won't want to date you either
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) July 15, 2015
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