Listen, this can be between us. Just scroll through this list of hilarious tweets and pretend you’re working. Try to stifle your laughs, but if one squeaks out just say “Oh nothing, inside joke between me and the client.”
People shy away from asking questions when they hear the word “client” said confidently. Seriously.
1.
https://twitter.com/lilghosthands/status/906880583409614848
2.
Me: I think my computer's broken
Boss: just give it to the IT guy
Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck
— brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle) September 18, 2017
3.
what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day pic.twitter.com/yrni6PsdMg
— lex croucher (@lexcroucher) September 7, 2017
4.
The rest of the day after someone calls you cute pic.twitter.com/aCaPdu8Ied
— Moot (@Mala_Moot) September 14, 2017
5.
https://twitter.com/MANARAxx/status/907690779665199104