Here’s something to make your day better; a good old fashioned Chrissy Teigen SMACKDOWN. Yes, the internets favorite model/professional troll, took some time out of her day to clap-back at a dude whining about something stupid. (Because what else is new.)
Teigen’s eyes were drawn to this tweet, about an artist who makes art out of stretch marks and period stains:
— Allure (@Allure_magazine) September 14, 2017
Pretty cool! And if you don’t think it’s cool, you’re just one click away from moving the hell on with your life. Which is not what this guy did:
Stop fucking crying. I have acne.. is there an artist who can paint my face so I don't feel bad about myself? ?????
— Dbrantula (@Toastin_Dave) September 17, 2017
Yes, you’re reading that right. Five crying-face emojis. Five. After so eloquently stating that the artists subjects should “stop fucking crying.” Cute! Teigen thought so too:
"Stop fucking crying" *cries* pic.twitter.com/U8YnwPKYX1
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 17, 2017
Also, when an A-lister comes in to roast you, you can bet your fragile ass it’s just the beggining:
Has he tried concealer!? ?
— hannah ✨ (@Hannanar) September 17, 2017
It's not gonna help conceal his personality
— bbycakes (@thezaklo) September 17, 2017
also you could probably find a nice artist to paint your face if you weren't such an asshole
— Matt Kolsky (@thekolsky) September 17, 2017
Let that be a lesson to you. Next time, when you decide you have some dumb sexist shit to say, write it down on a piece of paper and shove it up your a** instead. Or endure the fury of Chrissy Teigan and the rest of the internet.