We get it. It’s complicated between you and you-know-who. You don’t have to explain it to us. We’re cool millennials just like you. We know that subscribing to relationship labels is super not-lit, fam. That’s why we think you’ll appreciate these jokes about people like us — who are in relationships that aren’t really relationships but kind of are but kind of aren’t.
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local: hi
me: ew don't talk to me
person who lives 2000 miles away: hey
me: pic.twitter.com/RwFCpnKdkB— mak (@yourlocalemo) June 23, 2017
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me: I want a relationship!!
someone: hi I'd like a relationship with you
me: pic.twitter.com/SyM41Z6COi— kala (@kala5000) February 7, 2017
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"are y'all dating?"
me: nah we're just friends why? pic.twitter.com/rIP3Nsst7j— anna (@nutellaANDpizza) August 1, 2016
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when I see somebody talking to my man whose not my man on the tl pic.twitter.com/v82aGm09n8
— Cher Horrorwitz (@NickNBeauty) February 23, 2017
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me at night thinking about my man who not really my man and i shouldn't be mad cus he aint my man but that's my man pic.twitter.com/rc32DZNXmk
— what (@chanelpuke) May 19, 2016
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When he acting up but that's not your man so it's not your problem pic.twitter.com/HCv4bvd5mb
— jamila? (@queenoffrizz) July 23, 2016
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Me getting over someone I never dated pic.twitter.com/ps4kmYs8kA
— devyn holsey (@DevynHolsey) June 3, 2017