Seasons seven of Game of Thrones has been shaping up to be mind blowing and – possibly the best season of the series. Seriously, how can you even debate this? Everyone is meeting everyone, all the story lines we’ve seen so separated and detached are finally crossing over and there is action in ever moment of every episode.
But, while the four episodes so far have been insane – there are things I need to go down in order for me to be satisfied with this season. And, I’m sure you’ll agree.
1. Dany finds our Jon Snow is a Targaryen.
I’m sick and tired of being the one who knows this secret and no one else does – aka, Dany and Jon both need to know that he’s got dragon blood in him. I’m also not with this sexual tension between them. They can’t bone – no matter how many Targaryens loved their incest – both Dany and Jon are better than that.
Finding out that Jon is Rhaegar Targaryen’s son will be a game changer for everyone in the show. Jon would really be the true heir to the throne after The Mad King’s death and, if he wanted, he could overthrow Dany. But, he seems more concerned with fighting White Walkers anyway – maybe the two will team up and rule Westeros together?
2. Someone f*cking kill Cersei.
I’m so sick and tired of Cerise Lannister, it’s unreal. She sucks. While the acting is on point and her savagery is somewhat entertaining – she’s drunk and annoying 24/7 and I can’t be dealing with her sh*t any longer. Plus, Jamie is shaping up to be a good guy and is just being dragged down by her.
She pisses me off. Someone kill her off already.
3. Arya finishes her hit list of people to kill.
Which, means, Cersei Lannister will die so it’s a two-for-one special. Arya Stark is the GOAT on Game of Thrones. The girl is badass and relentless – she won’t let anyone take her down. I want her to finish off this list and complete all her goals because she f*cking deserves it after everything she has been through.
Plus, a dead Cersei is a good Cersei.
4. Lady Mormont gets more screen time.
That little girl is the most savage and honest human I’ve ever seen and – she deserves way more screen time than she’s been getting. Give me a girl with some attitude and girl power and I will always be “YAS QUEENing” her.
5. Grey Worm and Missandei reunite.
The Grey Worm and Missandei love scene was one for the ages. It’s like, we rarely ever have happy moments on GoT, so when we do – they’re special. I want these two to make it out alive and be reunited with each other because, their love is real AF.
6. The Red Woman never returns.
I hate the Red Woman and I will never, ever forgive her for killing Princess Shireen – so, don’t ask me to be nice to her. I’d spill my entire glass of wine on her if I ever saw her at a party. Therefore, I don’t need her coming back. Ever. At all. Bye.