Have you ever found yourself on a date that was going horribly, horribly wrong? One time, a guy showed up to pick me up in a bright yellow Mini Cooper that looked like a midget NYC taxi – and, when he stepped out of the car, he was wearing socks with sandals – check please.
Thanks to Twitter, if you happen to find yourself in an uncomfortable and awkward situation while on a date – you don’t have to make your best friend call you with an “emergency,” and instead – you can use these brilliant excuses to leave.
— Zach Of All Trades (@SavageKingRob) July 21, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate I'm late for my wedding.
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) July 21, 2017
I think my phone is ringing.
Date: No it isn't
My other phone. The one I left at home.
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) July 21, 2017
— ?SiRLoSelOt? (@JusGully) July 21, 2017
You really have to get started on those home pregnancy kits that you bought
— HelenMaryMeToo (@helenmarymetoo) July 21, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate Sorry, my dog just called and needs me to take her to work.
— Candice (@Dice_Dice_Baby_) July 21, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate I have to go feed my prisoners.
— Luke, Cool ✋? (@LukeWheeler01) July 21, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate I gotta go burp my Tupperware
— Ammo Ed (@AmmoEd) July 24, 2017
Gotta run. Got the runs.
— gimpQUEEN ♿️ (@jenyeager_cane) July 24, 2017
— ❤?MICHELE?❤ (@NCfallenAngel) July 23, 2017
I have to go, there's no pizza on the menu #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— aimee (@perksxlovato) July 23, 2017
— Aut (@AutCoch) July 21, 2017
Gotta get home to the wife. #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) July 21, 2017
If I'm not home by midnight my man bun turns into a pumpkin #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) July 21, 2017
I need to go check in with my probation officer #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) July 21, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate My real date starts in 10 minutes and I can't be late for it!
— Poetry&Commotion (@doodlediva93) July 21, 2017
Game of Thrones is on #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— Frank Haviland (@Frankhaviland) July 22, 2017
I need to meet my dealer cuz I'm sick A F #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— Bretztheman (@bret_mikey) July 22, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate my phone's battery is about to die !
— Joey (@joe91cool) July 22, 2017
"I have to go to the supermarket to get some food, also we have no chemistry and I'm not going to sleep with you" #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— Carmen Ali (@CarmenAli) July 22, 2017
I gotta go. Just remembered I left a bun in someone else's oven.
— Rick Murtagh (@rickstandup) July 22, 2017
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate My wife just texted to say my girlfriend is pregnant. Gotta get home and start decorating for the baby shower.
— Saber Woodard (@saberLwoodard) July 22, 2017
The protection order from my last date just expired & I want to catch her before her self defense class… #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— Walter White (@HeisenbergLab) July 22, 2017
I have to get up early tomorrow for my scheduled abortion #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— Pharaoh Hatshepsut (@Netjeretkhau) July 22, 2017
All I had to do was show up to win the bet. ??♀️ #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate
— ~ Just Prec ~ ? (@PreciousRants) July 22, 2017