Oh Netflix, what would we do without you?
So you got that really hot dude that you’ve been eyeing for months to ask you out – great! Now what? I’m telling you that $10 monthly investment comes in handy especially, in situations like these. If your current state of anxiety looks a little bit like this:
Then I gotchu girl. Low and behold, I have just the right amount of sappy rom-coms and the occasional kick in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic unrealistic expectations to laugh at.
1. You Get Me (2017):
Ok so get ready to get weirded out real quick with this one but I promise that whatever happens on whichever date you go on CANNOT go any worse then what happens in this movie. I PROMISE.
2. Grease (1978):
This one goes to all the musical lovers out there. John Travolta’s endless hip rolls always get me bawling and let’s not forget that scene in which Danny gets a car door slammed in the crotch thanks to Sandy’s savagery.
3. Mean Girls (2004):
Do I need to explain?
4. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999):
If you’ve ever questioned what the real difference is between “liking” and “loving” then you’re about to be shook. Also, watching a post-adolescent Heath Ledger make a complete fool of himself in a hysterical performance of “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” is just the icing on the cake. #WEMISSYAHEATH
5. Magic Mike (2012):
Feed your thirst before you go out ladies. Feed. It. In all seriousness though, can we just take a moment to appreciate Channing Tatum? God Bless America.
7. Bridget Jones Diary (2001):
We could definitely learn a thing or two from Bridget Jones but in no way am I indirectly suggesting any alcohol consumption.. *wink, wink*
8. Can’t Buy Me Love (1987)
Yeah it’s that one where you picture yourself riding off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. If you don’t see this happening in the near future then what are you doing? And yes, it totally makes you “extra”. STANDARDS ladies, Standards.
9. White Chicks (2004):
Ummm… Perhaps not? Best believe I will be ordering an appetizer, entree, main dish AND dessert.
And last but not least…
10. 13 Going on 30 (2004):
You tell ’em Jen! You just gotta stay classy these days.