Internet culture has become so intertwined in society, that it’s no surprise people use “text” language in everyday conversation (but if you say LOL in real life, I judge you). So, it comes to no surprise that someone took emojis – you know, the pictures you use instead of words – and turned them into a movie.
While there’s already an “emoji movie,” out on Netflix, there’s a different one coming out – that’s kind of raunchy AF and it has to do with a vegetable you probably don’t eat, but, use instead of saying “d*ck.”
That’s right.
Yes, someone decided that it was a great idea to create a movie about an eggplant emoji, and, yes – it has to do with penis. Basically, some comedians got stoned together (most likely) and thought it would be funny to make a comedy about a bunch of friends who goes camping and one of them accidentally cuts off his d*ck.
Cue the ouch.
The gang rushes against the clock to try and “fix” their friend’s problem and, that’s basically the movie.
If you’re not grossed out, you can catch it on Netflix sometime in 2018.