21. This big ole dick mug.
22. This dick activity book.
23. Some dick flops.
24. A little penis shaped macaroni.
25. This penis shaped toothbrush is a great way to fight cavities while also getting a dick in your mouth.
26. This tote bag will give you some more penis if you’re not color blind.
27. Peter Pecker’s bag of (gummy) dicks.
Just to be clear, we may or may not receive and a portion of the sales from these dick products. Our mothers are obviously proud.